Terrible Tune Terrine
Terrible Tuna Terrine
The terrible tuna terrine
lay in aspic face up on the plate
the fins and the head and the eyes were still on
they added cilantro as though that could help
Trudy took one look and gave out a yelp
at that terrible tuna terrine
Terrible tuna terrine
no one in their right mind would choose
a fish in some gelatin, clammy and cold
is not for young diners no matter how bold
it should not be cooked and will never be sold
that terrible tuna terrine
The terrible tuna terrine
totaled two-fifty-three on the bill
"Truly" said Trudy, "I told them no way
would I pass up a steak and a salad and fries
no kidding at all and I never tell lies
about terrible tuna terrine".
Terrible tune terrine
Oh what a cruel notion that is
In a world filled with marshmallows, chocolate and coffee
Bottles of Coke, burritos and toffee
There’s just no excuse for the cruel lack of taste
The senseless disaster and dumb, thoughtless waste
Of fish in a jelly resembling paste
That awful
Most dreadful
Disgusting
Distaste
For that Terrible tuna terrine.
The terrible tuna terrine
lay in aspic face up on the plate
the fins and the head and the eyes were still on
they added cilantro as though that could help
Trudy took one look and gave out a yelp
at that terrible tuna terrine
Terrible tuna terrine
no one in their right mind would choose
a fish in some gelatin, clammy and cold
is not for young diners no matter how bold
it should not be cooked and will never be sold
that terrible tuna terrine
The terrible tuna terrine
totaled two-fifty-three on the bill
"Truly" said Trudy, "I told them no way
would I pass up a steak and a salad and fries
no kidding at all and I never tell lies
about terrible tuna terrine".
Terrible tune terrine
Oh what a cruel notion that is
In a world filled with marshmallows, chocolate and coffee
Bottles of Coke, burritos and toffee
There’s just no excuse for the cruel lack of taste
The senseless disaster and dumb, thoughtless waste
Of fish in a jelly resembling paste
That awful
Most dreadful
Disgusting
Distaste
For that Terrible tuna terrine.